45 Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

45 Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile




45 Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile. Here are the best funny graduation quotes and famous graduation sayings, funny graduation messages that will make you grin like a Cheshire cat, famous graduation quotes from known individuals of all time and short graduation quotes to read and learn the reality of life after you graduate that you can share with your friends, family, and loved ones.


Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

1. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. - John Green



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

2. To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States. - George W. Bush



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

3. If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

4. Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. - Gary Bolding



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

5. Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. - Erma Bombeck



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

6. The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. - John Stewart



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

7. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. - Newton D. Baker



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

8. The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. - Doug Larson



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

9. At graduation you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it. - Greg Tamblyn



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

10. Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

11. There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. - Orrin Hatch


Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

12. Parents: You will spend more money framing your child's diploma than they will earn in the next six months. It's tough out there, so be patient. The only people hiring right now are Panera and Mexican drug cartels. - Conan O’Brien



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

13. If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. - Robert Goheen



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

14. The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

15. All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. - Unknown



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

16. Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. - Bauvard



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

17. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Bette Reese



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

18. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. - Robert Orben



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

19. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

20. Graduation: a ritual event where they award you a diploma, in the hope that you have learned enough to be able to read it. - Unknown



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

21. It doesn't matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping. - Jerry Zucker



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

22. Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. - Erma Bombeck



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

23. Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

24. Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! - Louisa May Alcott



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

25. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go. - Dr. Seuss



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

26. Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. - Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

27. When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back. - Unknown



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

28. You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day. - Andy Samberg



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

29. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. But if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

30. Now that you've graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother. - Melanie White



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

31. Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well! - Simone Elkeles



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

32. Remember, when it come to applying for jobs, books are judged by their cover! - Patricia Akins



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

33. The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don't do it. I have been out there. It is a mess. - Russell Baker



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

34. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

35. It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. - Isabel Waxman



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

36. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

37. When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate… because Harry Elkins Widener had drowned with the sinking of the Titanic. And it made me very grateful at the time that he had not gone down in a plane crash. - Barney Frank



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

38. I’ve never studied anything formally. I was excluded from school at the age of 17, so I am an autodidact, which is a word that I have taught myself. - Alan Moore



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

39. So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. - Bill Patterson



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

40. If your dreams do not scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

41. You know that point at your graduation ceremony where everyone tosses up their caps? Isn’t it great that we all celebrate how smart we are by throwing sharp pointy objects in the air? - Unknown



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

42. The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end. - Gossip Girl



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

43. So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track. - Ed Helms



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile

44. I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste! - Anonymous



Funny graduation quotes and sayings to make you smile


45. I can’t wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at the graduation ceremony. - Unknown

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