60 Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

60 Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile




60 Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile. Here are the best sarcastic quotes that you can enjoy reading, which will teach you a lesson as well. May these sarcastic quotes enlighten you and make you smile with its funny, humorous thoughts about life. Share these sarcasm quotes and sayings with your friends, family, and loved ones.


Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

1. I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it. - M.L. LeGette



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

2. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

3. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

4. Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

5. Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

6. If I promise to miss you, will you go away? - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

7. I’m smiling... that alone should scare you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

8. This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. - Lorrie Moore



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

9. You sound better with your mouth closed. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

11. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. - Oliver Goldsmith



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

12. My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

13. If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

14. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

15. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

16. Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care! - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

17. The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. - Kelly Creagh



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

18. I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

19. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

20. I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

21. Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

22. I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

23. If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl. - Kelley Armstrong



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

24. People say that laughter is the best medicine... your face must be curing the world! - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

25. You always do me a favor, when you shut up! - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

26. Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

27. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

28. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

29. I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

30. Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

31. You’d be in good shape... if you ran as much as your mouth. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

32. If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

33. Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

34. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

35. Let me ask you a question. What do you think is the greatest evil on this planet today? Is that including, or not including you? - Anthony Horowitz



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

36. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

37. You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

38. I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid... Then I met you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

39. You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other. - Richelle Mead



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

40. Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

41. Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

42. I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. - Jim Butcher



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

43. Just keep talking, I'll yawn when I’m interested. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

44. When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

45. Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about, Why should I disillusion them? - Madeleine L'Engle



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

46. You have no one to blame but yourself... Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

47. No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

48. See this hand? It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

49. That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

50. Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point. - Ottilie Weber



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

51. I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

52. I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

53. One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble. - Terry Pratchett



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

54. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

55. I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

56. Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. - Kerry E. Wagner



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

57. Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

58. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

59. Don’t argue with fools, because people from a distance can’t tell which one is you. - Anonymous



Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

60. Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard. - Anonymous

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