60 Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

60 Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings




60 Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings. Here are the best sarcasm quotes and sayings that you will enjoy reading and will teach you a lesson at the same time, sarcastic quotes on life facts to inspire you and will make you smile, funny sarcasm quotes with humorous thoughts about life, that you can share with your friends, family, and loved ones.


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

1. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

2. I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it. - M.L. LeGette



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

3. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

4. Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

5. I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain. - Cassandra Clare



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

6. If I promise to miss you, will you go away? - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

7. I’m smiling... that alone should scare you. - Unknown



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8. This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. - Lorrie Moore



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

9. You sound better with your mouth closed. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

10. If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

11. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. - Oliver Goldsmith


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

12. My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

13. If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

14. While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way. - Cassandra Clare


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

15. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

16. Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care! - Unknown


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17. The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. - Kelly Creagh


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

18. Sure I’ll help you out... the same way you came in. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

19. Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

20. I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

21. Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

22. I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane. - Unknown


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23. If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl. - Kelley Armstrong


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

24. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

25. You always do me a favor, when you shut up! - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

26. Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

27. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

28. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

29. I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared. - Unknown



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

30. Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

31. You’d be in good shape... if you ran as much as your mouth. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

32. What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. - Charles Bukowski


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

33. Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

34. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. - Unknown


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35. Let me ask you a question. What do you think is the greatest evil on this planet today? Is that including, or not including you? - Anthony Horowitz


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

36. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

37. If you’re waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be while. - Unknown


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38. I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. - Sarah Rees Brennan


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

39. You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other. - Richelle Mead



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

40. Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

41. Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

42. I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. - Jim Butcher


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

43. Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

44. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest! - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

45. Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about, Why should I disillusion them? - Madeleine L'Engle


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

46. Life’s good, you should get one. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

47. No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

48. Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. - Christopher Moore


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

49. That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly. - Unknown



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50. Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point. - Ottilie Weber


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

51. I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

52. I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

53. One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble. - Terry Pratchett


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

54. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

55. I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

56. Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. - Kerry E. Wagner


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

57. Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste. - Unknown


Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

58. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often. - Unknown


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59. Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others. - Gayle Forman



Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings

60. Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard. - Unknown

60 Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings 60 Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings Reviewed by Kerr S. on May 31, 2019 Rating: 5

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