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1. The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
2. The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw
3. There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
4. Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. - George Bernard Shaw
5. Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
6. Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. - George Bernard Shaw
7. You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. - George Bernard Shaw
8. I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
9. The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw
10. The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
11. The test of a man’s or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw
12. There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. - George Bernard Shaw
13. A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care. - George Bernard Shaw
14. When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw
15. You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
16. The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier. - George Bernard Shaw
17. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. - George Bernard Shaw
18. It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having. - George Bernard Shaw
19. A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there. - George Bernard Shaw
20. Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain? - George Bernard Shaw
21. What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day. - George Bernard Shaw
22. A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. - George Bernard Shaw
23. Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. - George Bernard Shaw
24. Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness. - George Bernard Shaw
25. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. - George Bernard Shaw
26. There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. - George Bernard Shaw
27. Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
28. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
29. Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
30. Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
31. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
32. There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? - George Bernard Shaw
33. Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw
34. Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! - George Bernard Shaw
35. The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw
36. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
37. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw
38. Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. - George Bernard Shaw
39. War does not decide who is right but who is left. - George Bernard Shaw
40. When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
41. Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw
42. After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere. - George Bernard Shaw
43. Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. - George Bernard Shaw
44. Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great. - George Bernard Shaw
45. We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw
46. Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw
47. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
48. Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw
49. A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out. - George Bernard Shaw
50. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. - George Bernard Shaw
51. Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw
52. Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby. - George Bernard Shaw
53. You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something. - George Bernard Shaw
54. Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw
55. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw
56. If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate. - George Bernard Shaw
57. The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
58. A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith. - George Bernard Shaw
59. The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor. - George Bernard Shaw
60. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
61. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw
62. It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
63. Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. - George Bernard Shaw
1. The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
2. The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw
3. There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
4. Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. - George Bernard Shaw
5. Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
6. Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. - George Bernard Shaw
7. You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. - George Bernard Shaw
8. I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
9. The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw
10. The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
11. The test of a man’s or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw
12. There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. - George Bernard Shaw
13. A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care. - George Bernard Shaw
14. When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw
15. You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw
16. The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier. - George Bernard Shaw
17. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. - George Bernard Shaw
18. It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having. - George Bernard Shaw
19. A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there. - George Bernard Shaw
20. Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain? - George Bernard Shaw
21. What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day. - George Bernard Shaw
22. A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. - George Bernard Shaw
23. Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. - George Bernard Shaw
24. Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness. - George Bernard Shaw
25. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. - George Bernard Shaw
26. There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. - George Bernard Shaw
27. Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
28. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
29. Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
30. Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
31. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
32. There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? - George Bernard Shaw
33. Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw
34. Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! - George Bernard Shaw
35. The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw
36. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
37. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw
38. Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. - George Bernard Shaw
39. War does not decide who is right but who is left. - George Bernard Shaw
40. When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
41. Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw
42. After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere. - George Bernard Shaw
43. Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. - George Bernard Shaw
44. Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great. - George Bernard Shaw
45. We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw
46. Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw
47. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
48. Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw
49. A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out. - George Bernard Shaw
50. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. - George Bernard Shaw
51. Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw
52. Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby. - George Bernard Shaw
53. You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something. - George Bernard Shaw
54. Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw
55. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw
56. If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate. - George Bernard Shaw
57. The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
58. A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith. - George Bernard Shaw
59. The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor. - George Bernard Shaw
60. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
61. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw
62. It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
63. Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. - George Bernard Shaw