50 Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

50 Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you




50 Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you. If you are looking for funny quotes then you are in the right place, here are the best funny quotes and sayings to read that will make you smile and will inspire you at the same time. Below you will find the famous funny quotes from the great authors which are inspirational that will make you forget your problems for a while and will learn something meaningful while reading along the way. Share these funny quotes with your friends, family, and loved ones.


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

1. Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. - Unknown



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

2. I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

3. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

4. What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

5. You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones



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6. The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill. - W. Clement Stone



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

7. I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet. - Denis Waitley



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

8. Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. - Gladys Berthe Stern



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

9. A smile confuses an approaching frown. - Unknown



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

10. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road. - Henry Ward Beecher



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

11. There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened. - Mark Twain



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

12. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. - Woody Allen



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

13. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

14. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

15. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

16. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

17. I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

18. If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy. - H. Duane Black



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

19. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Unknown



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

20. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

21. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. - Bill McGlashen



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

22. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. - Ahmad



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

23. Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. - Unknown



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

24. I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it. - George Bernard Shaw



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

25. The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

26. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. - Samuel Goldwyn



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

27. She who laughs, lasts. – Mary Pettibone Poole



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

28. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

29. You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

30. If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

31. Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

32. Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

33. We made mistakes because life doesn’t come with instructions. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

34. You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. - Robin Williams


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

35. Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

36. Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

37. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

38. Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. - Harry Emerson Fosdick


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

39. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

40. Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way. - Charles Bukowski


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

41. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. - Justin Sewell


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

42. Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

43. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Sam Levenson


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

44. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

45. When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say 'Why me?', say 'Try me'. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

46. Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

47. Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

48. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you

49. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang



Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you


50. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

50 Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you 50 Short funny quotes and sayings that will inspire you Reviewed by Kerr S. on October 11, 2018 Rating: 5

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