27+ Short funny quotes and inspirational funny sayings

27+ Short funny quotes and inspirational funny sayings

27+ Short funny quotes and inspirational funny sayings. Looking for funny quotes and at the same time inspires you? We have it and we want to share it with you! Below are our best funny quotes and sayings from famous people that will give you inspiration and make you smile. Share it with your family and friends.


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1. "Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." – Unknown



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2. "I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." – Tom Lehrer



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3. " Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde



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4. "What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say." – Ralph Waldo Emerson



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5. "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." – Franklin P. Jones



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6. "The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill." – W. Clement Stone



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7. "I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet." – Denis Waitley



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8. "Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone." – Gladys Berthe Stern



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9. "A smile confuses an approaching frown." – Unknown



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10. "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road." – Henry Ward Beecher



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11. "There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened." – Mark Twain



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12. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." – Woody Allen



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13. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." – Woody Allen



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14. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." – Woody Allen



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15. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." – Albert Einstein



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16. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." – Mark Twain



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17. "I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." – Groucho Marx



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18. "If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy." – H. Duane Black



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19. "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." – Unknown



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20. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." – Groucho Marx



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21. "Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead." – Bill McGlashen



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22. "Eat well, stay fit, die anyway." – Ahmad



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23. "Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich." – Unknown



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24. "I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it." – George Bernard Shaw



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25. "The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." – George Bernard Shaw



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26. "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." – Samuel Goldwyn



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27. "She who laughs, lasts." – Mary Pettibone Poole

28. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

29. You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


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30. If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

31. Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

32. Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

33. We made mistakes because life doesn’t come with instructions. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

34. You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. - Robin Williams

35. Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

36. Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

37. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

38. Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

39. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers


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40. Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way. - Charles Bukowski

41. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. - Justin Sewell

42. Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

43. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Sam Levenson

44. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

45. When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say 'Why me?', say 'Try me'. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

46. Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

47. Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang

48. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

49. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile. - Lisa Lieberman-Wang


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50. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard (Updated: July 26, 2019)

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