44 Humorous quotes and inspirational sayings about life

44 Humorous quotes and inspirational sayings about life


44 Humorous quotes and inspirational sayings about life. Having humor while giving inspiration is really something and that is what we are sharing with you guys. Here are our best motivational funny quotes with pictures.


humorous inspirational quotes about life

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin



humorous inspirational quotes about life

2. Imagination was given to us to compensate for what we are not; a sense of humor was given to us to console us for what we are. - Mark McGinnis



humorous inspirational quotes about life

3. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Humorist Bill Watterson



humorous inspirational quotes about life

4. Bishop Fulton Sheen is one of several people who have been credited with saying, An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.



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5. I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. - Bruce Grocott



humorous inspirational quotes about life

6. A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. - Fats Domino



humorous inspirational quotes about life

7. Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer. - Dave Barry



humorous inspirational quotes about life

8. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx



humorous inspirational quotes about life

9. Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst



humorous inspirational quotes about life

10. Status quo is Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - A Texas farmer.



humorous inspirational quotes about life

11. I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash



humorous inspirational quotes about life

12. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones



humorous inspirational quotes about life

13. From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Sir Winston Churchill



humorous inspirational quotes about life

14. Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin



humorous inspirational quotes about life

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers



humorous inspirational quotes about life

16. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx



humorous inspirational quotes about life

17. I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. - Milton Berle



humorous inspirational quotes about life

18. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. - Robert Orben



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19. If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. - Doug Larson



humorous inspirational quotes about life

20. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson



humorous inspirational quotes about life

21. Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G.K. Chesterton



humorous inspirational quotes about life

22. Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'. - Ronald Reagan



humorous inspirational quotes about life

23. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain



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24. When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey



humorous inspirational quotes about life

25. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis



humorous inspirational quotes about life

26. I always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin



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27. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner



humorous inspirational quotes about life

28. I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. - Steven Hawking



humorous inspirational quotes about life

29. Part of the good part of being a parent is a constant sense of deja vu. But some of what you have to vu you never want to vu again. - Anna Quindlen



humorous inspirational quotes about life

30. If the new father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby



humorous inspirational quotes about life

31. Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. - Bill Cosby



humorous inspirational quotes about life

32. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein



humorous inspirational quotes about life

33. I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa



humorous inspirational quotes about life

34. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself! - Eubie Blake



humorous inspirational quotes about life

35. A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William A. Ward



humorous inspirational quotes about life

36. A good laugh is sunshine in a house. - William Makepeace Thackery



humorous inspirational quotes about life

37. I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough. - Red Skelton



humorous inspirational quotes about life

38. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut



humorous inspirational quotes about life

39. Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. - Victor Hugo



humorous inspirational quotes about life

40. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. - Dwight D. Eisenhower



humorous inspirational quotes about life

41. Humor is tragedy plus time. - Mark Twain



humorous inspirational quotes about life

42. Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come. - Og Mandino



humorous inspirational quotes about life

43. Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles: It won't take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother. - Barbara Johnson



humorous inspirational quotes about life

44. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

44 Humorous quotes and inspirational sayings about life 44 Humorous quotes and inspirational sayings about life Reviewed by Kerr S. on September 10, 2018 Rating: 5

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